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If you're given a choice between money & sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

The stupid niether forgive nor froget. The naive forgive & forget. The wise forgive but do not forget.

A woman should hold onto her youth, but not while he's driving.

Show me someone who never gossips and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

A wise woman will always let her husband have her way.

The best way to get revenge on a man that you hate is to marry him.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it buys you the sort of misery that you can live with.

Faith can move mountains... she's a pretty big girl.

Some where on this earth, every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a child. We must find this woman & stop her at once.

If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.

The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.

Marry an archaeologist- the older you get, the more interested in you he is.

I don't know the difference between ignorance & apathy & I don't care.